LOL: College admissions shocker!

A little humor during the season of elite college admissions decisions: “Brown may give next year’s aspirants the option of submitting, in lieu of several essays, one haiku and one original recipe using organic kale. ‘Compositions of 750 or even 500 words give some students syllable fatigue,’ said a school official, ‘while others exhibit their greatest creativity around roughage. We want to meet them on their turf, especially if it’s leafy and a rich source of vitamin B6.’”